Luke's Opinions on Every Pokémon Ever
#649: Genesect

TRANSFORMER POK´EMON!

No, but seriously, this thing is basically literally a Transformer. Check it, it can turn into this to fly really fast:

And it’s even got several different “Drives” that do various things, just like Soundwave and its cassette tapes!

#648: Meloetta

Meloetta is just wonderful. I love this design. There’s so much to it, so many different components, but they all come together fantastically. I love how the little piece on the right side of its head doubles as a hair decoration and a microphone, and on top of that it looks like an eighth note. The music staff hair is such an inspired concept, and it looks so very fancy in both styles! The dress that changes styles with its Forme is so great, and its color scheme is so vibrant and distinctive!

I honestly think it’s a crime that this is an Event-only Legendary, ‘cause I want to have a million of these and use them in every battle ever.

#647: Keldeo

Keldeo’s so nuts. It’s a tiny unicorn with a ridiculous hairdo that’s based on d’Artagnan and has the bizarre type combo of Water and Fighting. I don’t even know what’s up with it, but I adore it!

#646: Kyurem

Dragon/Ice-type. Yes. Fear it.

On top of that, it looks like a winged theropod and it can fuse with other monsters to become more powerful, which is some Voltron level stuff. Kyurem terrifies me.

#645: Landorus

It’s weird that Thundurus and Landorus have Zekrom and Reshiram sandwiched between them. Considering how Landorus is obviously part of the same family as Thundurus and Tornadus, you’d think it’d follow them immediately, wouldn’t you? I guess it was some sort of mix-up.

Or maybe Einstein here was too smart to be seen associating with his cohorts.

#644: Zekrom

And here we have the yang to Reshiram’s yang- and it’s a motherfracking Transformer-Terminator-Dragon. Awwwwwweeeeesoooommmmmmmeeeee!

#643: Reshiram

The one, the only!

What a friggin’ awesome design. Can you name any other Pokémon with a god damned electricity turbine built into its tail? One that’s a bird-wyvern with a glorious mane of Fabio hair? One that’s literally a BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON?

You most certainly can not!

#642: Thundurus

You mean “Thunderus”, Game Freak. Honestly, I feel like I have to do everything around here.

#641: Tornadus

Behold, the only pure Flying-type in existence!

Yeah, seriously- every other Flying-type Pokémon also has another type, typically Normal. That’s seriously weird. What’s also weird is Tornadus’ “Therian Forme”:

That’s a bird with a mustache.

#640: Virizion

Between the boots, the wing designs, and the crazy helmet, Virizion looks like some kind of space warrior! It’s totally awesome, though I have to wonder if it isn’t some kind of viral marketing for Verizon Wireless.