Luke's Opinions on Every Pokémon Ever
#046: Paras

Ah, ah, ah, I see what you did with that there name! PARAS. Because it’s a PARASite. With more PARASites on its back. I get you, Game Freak!

Anyway, I like Paras. You can’t go wrong with big cute eyes, and Paras does, indeed, have big cute eyes. And those little mushrooms on top compliment it very well. There’s really not a lot to say about this thing other than… I rather like it.